Ah, the noble manaTEA, reclining in its natural habitat. That great creature that, even in its recluse, exhibits the greatest glory. Great and mighty in the natural kingdom, the manaTEA glides gently through the herbal drinks. He creates rhythm and beauty that would make even a weathered politician weep. And lo, doth not this great beast of the floating mugs deserve our admiration and protection? Even as we speak, the great manaTEA's natural habitat is being guzzled away by the fiendish tea-teetotalers. With their tee-totalitarianism they have drained virtually 86.52% of the natural reservoirs where the manaTEA can only dwell. Some manaTEA have been forced out to seek new lands, choosing the unnatural coffee for their resting places. Shall these atrocities go unanswered? To assist in the conservation of these glorious creatures, please donate to the MARTINI ( M anaTEA A ctivists R egulating T ee-totalitarianism I n N ottingham I nstitutes) Conservation Fund
