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     Hello, my creative public. I am the great TIBBER! T. I. double B. R! (there's an E somewhere in there). I, the great Tibber, will endeavor to shine the light of humor in your otherwise drab and pointless lives. With humor and my liturgical sword, I shall cut the walls to your funny bones. I will make you laugh, cry and express emotion like only a true artist, writer or politician could ever do. Beware Berry Hill, fear the Manhattan Asylum For The Mentally Insane and keep READING!!!
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